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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Sadly It Was Just Dramamine…
Who hasn't just taken a chance and tried a random pill they found on a hotel room floor...anyone...anyone? Anywho, this discovery at a Hampton Inn in Santa Barbara was just a run-of-the-mill Dramamine. Bummer.
Flight Attendants See The Most Awful Stuff
From a hard-working sky warrior who says crews have been pleading with their company to NOT book them at this hotel....and yet....they still do.
A Really Crappy Review…Literally
Someone stumbled on a whole plethora of stuff in their Anaheim hotel.
The Dirtiest Knife In Iowa
At a tap house restaurant. Fortunately the turkey bacon club arrived already cut.
A Little Do-It-Yourself Maintenance
A toilet tank was either bouncing or hitting the wall or needed to be held in-place. This was a quick fix at a very expensive budget motel in El Centro, California.
As They Would Say In The UK, “Bloody Pillow!”
A little swash of plasma, almost certainly from a bloody nose, and missed by housekeeping. At a hotel in Salt Lake City.


