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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Flight Attendants Lead A Dangerous Life
From a FA on layover in a medium-sized market in Missouri: Latch was crooked to begin with, if you look close you'll see it never lined up to begin with. Then it just snapped off in my hand
Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along
The old, "I was too lazy to put pants on when I sneak down the hall to get a bucket of ice...and left my key card in the room" ploy.
The Downside To Christmas Air Travel
Travel during the "storm of a generation" requires some McGyvering of sleeping arrangements.
Critters!
From a hotel guest in Minnesota, in town for his niece's grad party and this was stuck on the door to the parking lot.
Beverly Hills Blech
" "One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat."
That Is One Threadbare Carpet
At an IHG brand in London. It wasn't just this patch but every 20 feet or so in the hall. It was also a hotel with "difficult internet times". Like when people return from touring or work at 6 pm....and the WiFi crashes....