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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Hotel Items For Your Holiday Must-Steal List
From a survey of 1300 European hotels, a ranked listing of things stolen from their rooms. I prefer stripping the wallpaper, rolling it up and re-selling on eBay.
When Hotel Advertising Plays With Reality
Somewhere in Poland and it comes with it's own tanning bed.
Nothing To See Here, Just A Man In His Tighty Whiteys, Move Along
The old, "I was too lazy to put pants on when I sneak down the hall to get a bucket of ice...and left my key card in the room" ploy.
The Friendly And Stupid Skies
From a frequent contributer who is a flight attendant and over the holiday weekend got to use a Thermal Containment Bag for the first time. Obviously, fires on aircraft are, well, bad and these bags will smother and extinguish smoldering objects. Like a red hot vaping...
Critters!
From a hotel guest in Minnesota, in town for his niece's grad party and this was stuck on the door to the parking lot.
Beverly Hills Blech
" "One night in a famed bungalow, a home away from home for countless screenwriters and directors and movie stars, all for a special birthday night, with stained carpeting, non functional light switches and a heated toilet seat that makes your ass sweat."