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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Hotel So Bad That She Went Back To Sleep At The Airport
From a flight attendant on layover in St. Louis. The green pool was just an added aesthetic. There was mold on the light switch and " The entire place smells like a 1970s Cheech and Chong movie. The smell is everywhere in there. Tonight there were also kids running up...
Fire Sprinkler Underwear
There are three reasons why men's underwear would be on a hotel fire sprinkler in Murfreesboro, Tennessee: They hung them up there to dry. They were smoking and hoped to thwart the smoke detector. They were Lori Anderson-inspired avant-garde artists.
Some Nappy Carpet Action
At a Hilton brand in Sacramento where the carpet near the elevators has seen better days.
Glowing Hotel Electric Socket
I don't think it's supposed to do this.
A Bad Night In Ames
A well-meaning spouse booked his wife a hotel room when she got stranded in Iowa during a blizzard. The chair has seen better and more fun times.
“We’ve Got A Bleeder!”
From a radio personality who went to Nashville for a major Country music conference and discovered that the Manson family might have had his four star room before him.