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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Snot The Best Hotel
You would have hoped that housekeeping would have noticed this remnant that someone wiped on their wall at a Marriott brand in Pennsylvania.
For Punishment, Go Sit In The Corner
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. This is the corner of room 448"...
Perfect…If You’re A Goldfish
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. The hotel pool was a bit low."...
Excretion on Wallpaper
Two "remnants" on the wall of the Royal York in Toronto, about eight inches to the left of where I'm sitting at my laptop in the "work nook". One vertical. One horizontal. "Intention" is obvious. Yellowish red in color. One of the photos that started it all. Directly...
Hot City Bugs
The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me "So what WOULD it take to gross you out?" and I replied, "I honestly don't know but it hasn't happened yet." And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I...
The Extended Stay Orlando
The Extended Stay in north Orlando off Maitland Pkwy had no breakfast (or wakeup service or irons) so I went out to try and get a convenience store pre-packed Danish and OJ and ran into a man doing a crack whore on the front seat of his pickup. This is going to take...