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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Windows 05
Because 2005 was probably the last year these windows at a suite hotel in Columbus were cleaned.
A Royal Elevator
All of these photos were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking." Patrick Smith is an airline pilot, air...
Curtains From Hell
One of a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. These were the curtains....
Hot City Bugs
The Homewood Suites in Clearwater. Someone had literally just asked me "So what WOULD it take to gross you out?" and I replied, "I honestly don't know but it hasn't happened yet." And then, this morning, I found a genuinely large ant floating in my in-room coffee. I...
The Extended Stay Orlando
The Extended Stay in north Orlando off Maitland Pkwy had no breakfast (or wakeup service or irons) so I went out to try and get a convenience store pre-packed Danish and OJ and ran into a man doing a crack whore on the front seat of his pickup. This is going to take...
Holiday Inn, PHX Airport
I am seriously in hell right now. Made it to Phoenix 3 hours late for my 8 hour layover, get to my shitty hotel room only to find some sort of substance all over the sheets when I pull them back. The icing on the cake? I found a bug on the mattress. So much for...

