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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
A Hip Replacement Waiting To Happen
This is a hip replacement waiting to happen; a hotel in Denmark where the edge of the tub is 18 inches from the floor but only 8 inches from the bottom of the tub. So....it's early in the morning...you're tired...you try to shower the exhaustion and jetlag away...you...
Perhaps A Conditioner Fixation?
At a Radisson Blu in Denmark where housekeeping had the standard 1 shampoo, 1 conditioner, 1 lotion, 1 shower gel at check-in. The next day they were replaced by 1 lotion, 1 conditioner and 2 shower gels. Day Three? Conditioner. Lots of conditioner.
Bridezilla
Greenville/Hyatt. 2010. This is the woman whose wedding shut down my hotel tonight. Her photo was posted prominently in several locations. Several of us non-attendees were trying to find words to describe the pic. "Controlling." "Emasculator." "She Who Wears The...
Bloody Pillow
You would have thought that the maid would have caught the dime-sized blood drop on the pillow when arraying them on the bed after making it up for the night. At a Holiday Inn in Memphis.
Period Stain
The Shilo Inn at the airport in Boise. Idaho. Same state that Mark Fuhrman has a home. Blood drop on bathroom tile. Hmmm...am I being set up? Maybe I’ve begun to over analyze things. A blood drop with comet trail indicating it was dropped as someone walked towards the...