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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Room Needs A Good Dusting
From a woman who was taking her daughter to look at colleges in the "general Boston area". Left her laptop on the desk and after three days they checked out and she could see just how much dust was floating around.
For Punishment, Go Sit In The Corner
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. This is the corner of room 448"...
Perfect…If You’re A Goldfish
"From a series of photos that were taken at the Princess Hotel in Georgetown, Guyana -- perhaps the worst and ugliest hotel I have ever stayed in. It bills itself as a fancy, four-star sort of place, but... the pictures do the talking. The hotel pool was a bit low."...
Bed Spread Stains
Odd white discolorations on the bed spread. Marriott/Toronto. 3/2010
pubic hair
Hard to see but a small pile of pubic hair that I stepped in, in-between two twin beds in the Sheraton Times Square. Would not have noticed but my feet were wet from the shower. 11/2009
Excretion on Wallpaper
Two "remnants" on the wall of the Royal York in Toronto, about eight inches to the left of where I'm sitting at my laptop in the "work nook". One vertical. One horizontal. "Intention" is obvious. Yellowish red in color. One of the photos that started it all. Directly...