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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Science!
Science experiments gone bad. Ever wonder why they have plastic liners for the ice buckets? Get the bucket. Fill it with ice. Dump it in the sink. Let it melt. Look for remnants. At a VERY nice hotel in Buckhead.
One Soap Degree Of Separation
Housekeeping missed this bar of soap from a previous guest at the Four Points Sheraton at O'Hare.
Another 666!
And yet they went to the effort to number the 13th floor as 14.
Flies
In nearly two decades of intense business travel, I don't honestly remember ever having a fly in my room. There are a dozen tonight. The Holiday Inn in Alexandria, Minnesota.
666
Guest comment card from a Mr. C. Manson of Barkers Ranch, California: "Squeeky, the kids and I really enjoyed our stay. Loved the 1000 count linens, the spa and other family activities! Will stop on our next spree...uh...visit." Hyatt in Greenville, SC


