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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Fly Done Flew
From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he'd had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.
Headboard Spmudge
Someone missed the target by about 6-8 inches. In NFL terms, it was wide, high and to the left.
Random Acts Of Hotel Hall Puke
At a Marriott brand in Dallas. There was definite "chunkage" to the pattern.
Floaties
Got a bucket of ice from the machine in the hall when I got in, got a Diet Coke, dumped the ice in the sink and put in the soda to chill.. Forgot about it until this morning and saw that there were lots of brown flakes and other debris floating in it. Dumped in the...
Stained Chair
Sheraton Laguardia East; a dime-sized stain perfect positioned between where two legs would be on a chair in room 1209. Food or wine drippings? Perhaps. I forgot my luminol on this trip.
Hall Puke
From the Failed Tourism Bureau Slogans file, "Grand Cayman: Come, Drink, Puke In The Hall" The Marriott on Grand Cayman.


