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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Poop Or Blood? That Is The Question.
From a radio industry professional on vacation at a major brand hotel in Tribeca, NY. Even when he posted the shot of this towel to his Facebook account, the question is undecided. Face towels, generally, blood. Bath towels, usually dookie. Editorial opinion.
Headboard Spmudge
Someone missed the target by about 6-8 inches. In NFL terms, it was wide, high and to the left.
Random Acts Of Hotel Hall Puke
At a Marriott brand in Dallas. There was definite "chunkage" to the pattern.
Elevator
The Holiday Inn, Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, with a puked out elevator, courtesy of an airline industry employee.
Wall Tile
2/9/11. Eye level, directly above the urinal in the American Airlines Admirals Club at O'Hare. Texture: moist, tacky. Taste: Indistinct but brackish. Conclusion: nasal backwash in the form of a loogy. Suspect may have a recent history of nose bleeds or enjoyed tea or...
Floaties
Got a bucket of ice from the machine in the hall when I got in, got a Diet Coke, dumped the ice in the sink and put in the soda to chill.. Forgot about it until this morning and saw that there were lots of brown flakes and other debris floating in it. Dumped in the...


