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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Cushion Spot
From a flight attendant on layover. An odd little spot, approximately RIGHT where someone would have been sitting, at an airport hotel near BWI.
Enter At Your Own Risk
From a flight attendant stranded in Shanghai for two days because of equipment problems. The bathwater she says appears to come directly from the river 21 floors below her hotel window.
Towel Dookie
A bathtowel with a horizontal brown streak on it, at an airport hotel in Portland, Oregon.
Pool W Hotel Hollywood
W Hotel/Hollywood. This is Sammy and his girlfriend. Sammy is Euro Trash. About 60 and travels the world going to clubs. The cigars here pale in comparison to one he got at a disco in Dubai. The manager had to come in on her day off to apologize to Sammy because his...
Work Station
On the padded cloth wall of a computer/work carrel on the E concourse at the Minneapolis/St. Paul Airport. Definite "intent to wipe" as evidenced by fingerprints.
Sheets
DNA on the comforter of the Detroit St. Regis, courtesy of the lovely and talented Dana Lundon from WDVD. She bunked here during a recent blizzard to be close to the station. How can you NOT love women named Dana who take photos of stuff like this (and way worse) in...