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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That Fly Done Flew
From a hotel guest who woke up for an early check out to find that he'd had another roommate and that he/she/it passed away on the bathroom tile over night. He/she/it leave a wife and 14,000 eggs in the coffee maker.
Fruits Of Our Labors
From a flight attendant who was concerned about an odd smell and discovered a rotting orange under her hotel bed.
Big White Chair Stain
A very conspicuous splooge on a seat cushion at a Hilton brand in New Orleans.
Rorsarch Tryst
I call this Rorsarch Tryst. I see....a sad clown on a sunny day...a squirrel with a basket heading to market...my mom....President Woodrow Wilson...my mom...and the guy who played "Rick" on Magnum PI. You? A Holiday Inn in Ottawa.
White Spot
To paraphrase William H. Macy's character from "Wag The Dog": I know there are three things to be true - there is no such thing as good flan, there is no war in Albania, and there is never such a thing as a good white crusty spot next to a hotel bed. To this, Marky...
Drink list
Drink list from Drai's rooftop bar, W Hotel - Hollywood. (I bought two of each and charged it to the douchebag on the chaise to my right)


