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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Bad Parenting Takes A Holiday

Bad Parenting Takes A Holiday

At an Orlando resort where a mom and dad sat on beach chairs and chatted while their two little darlings waded around knee-deep in a pond posted for gators.

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Hall puke

Hall puke

To paraphrase Flight Attendant X’s  earlier assumption, "If it's in the hall, it's probably puke". An airport hotel near O’Hare.

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Couch Stain

Couch Stain

Marriott/Dallas, 10/17/11. Couple of interesting things happening here. Easily could be spilled soda or food items but Flight Attendant Xput it best: "When in doubt, it's probably semen." Words to live by.  

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Curtain Stain

Curtain Stain

Undefined "brown matter" on the curtains at the Holiday Inn in Pittsburgh, courtesy of Flight Attendant X.

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