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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Great Moments In OCD
There are a small percentage of travelers who would find this slightly-askew-door disconcerting in an "exploding head kind of way."
Switchblades? Switch Hotels.
Hunter Quinn, a DJ at NOW-FM in Sacramento shares: My wife and I took a quick impromptu trip up to Reno to see Gavin Degraw, Matt Nathanson and Mary Lambert on Saturday night. We stayed at a 3.5 star hotel/casino up there and everything was mediocre as you’d expect,...
A Fly In The Ointment
Travel filth from China: large bugs in the liquid soap located in the restroom at the main entrance for the Leshan Giant Buddha in Leshan, China. From Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com
Bacon!
Our first room service pic. From Flight Attendant X who flies for a major airline and had this "bacon" delivered to her as breakfast. It looks like something from the Abrasion Room at a leper colony.
More Puke
Steve Jones put it best; anything more than a spoonful? Err on the side of puke. The Hyatt/Minneapolis, December 2011.
Chair Stain
Comfort Inn, Cape Breton, courtesy of Matt Macleod. Again, when it's on a chair, between the legs, always err on the side of semen.


