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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone Had A Fun Night
Not sure how it ended up on a cushion at an airport hotel in Minneapolis, but someone had a happy ending before scheduling their wakeup call.
German Craftsmanship
The Hotel Leonardo in Munich where the bowl doesn't quite meet the counter.
American Craftsmanship
What happens when you place a less-than-2 lb. toiletry bag on a Hilton brand towel rack in NYC. And for the record: dropped it RIGHT in the toilet.
Shower Blood
From Flight Attendant X, a blood streak in the shower at a Holiday Inn in Philadelphia.
Doorway Blood
Now, since there's an Italian restaurant in the hotel, it's entirely possible that someone tripped bringing room service through the door. But since I have an active imagination, I'd prefer to think it was a mob hit. Witness in hiding get a knock at the door, looks...
Bathroom Pee
If it's in the bathroom, it's pee. There's a bonus black hair embedded in it. Four Point/Memphis, October 2011