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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Really Filthy Radio
From a radio employee on move-in day at their new offices where she found this splatte inexplicably on the wall in the hall. Welcome to the new facility! "And don't forget, Friday is Hazmat Suit Day. So, where your Hazmat suit if you want to."
Mattress Puke
At an airport Holiday Inn. Suggestion: never pull back the bed spread until you're checking out because do you REALLY want to know what you're about to sleep on?
Quiet. Almost…Too Quiet
From a 1st time contributor. The AmericInn in Two Harbors, Minnesota: At least it's very quiet. Oh and there's a free breakfast.
Carpet Spot
At the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto. If it’s near the bathroom, you need to assume that it came out of someone.
Phone Filth
At the Hyatt/Jacksonville. The previous users of the phone chewed tobacco, had flaking scabs, Ebola or all of the above.
Door Smear
From 1st Time Contributer, Long Time Listener, Nick Cain: An 'upscale' hotel in southern Ohio. I can only assume someone was locked IN their room. They fought bravely to escape.


