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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”

An Alanis-like moment from a couple having a nice holiday dinner on vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. "It was a really nice, upscale, 4 star chain hotel. Dinner was great but my wife was almost enjoying her second glass of cab and noticed this little bugger trying to climb...

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Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away

Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away

A little blue mold floating in the apple juice. "Upon waking up the next morning at 7:45 to the sound of someone hammering on the outside wall of our room, I went to take a look out the window to see what all the noise was about. I couldn't see a thing, due to a large...

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Run. Away.

Run. Away.

From a traveler who had some problems and they only got worse when he found this hotel in Othello, Iowa: The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of unknown origin that covered almost the entire seat, and one up the back and arms. The...

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Ninja Throwing Pot

Ninja Throwing Pot

This is just amazingly bizarre: check out the rim of the in-room coffee pot? Jagged sharded GLASS. Fairmont Toronto, 2012

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Skidmark

Skidmark

Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012  

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Art Snot

Art Snot

On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue...but it's not.

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