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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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That’s One Contact Lenses That Won’t Be Going In Any More Eyes
Found by a business traveler at an airport hotel in Seattle, even if the person had spotted and retrieved it, how much cleaning solution would they have needed just to make it safe? In addition to laying in a field of dried urea, there were some "body hairs"...
Satans Gravy
I'll be honest: I've never been a fan of biscuits and gravy. But this grease frappe at a non-chain hotel breakfast area in Indiana would have sent Oliver Twist running away screaming and flailing his skinny little orphan arms.
Lost In Transition
From one brand to another to another to another and finally just a painted over street sign and a vinyl banner hanging over the entrance to the lobby.
Floor Hair
The previous guest was a shedder. Miami 2012
Studio Chair
Thinking outside the hotel, radio studios are equally hygenic. Courtesy of Jeff Hurley at Clear Channel in Allentown
Ceiling Ooze
My first ceiling stain and it really doesn't do it justice; this is about five feet long right above my bed. A Hilton Garden Inn in Detroit.


