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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Mattress Puke

Mattress Puke

At an airport Holiday Inn. Suggestion: never pull back the bed spread until you're checking out because do you REALLY want to know what you're about to sleep on?

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Skidmark

Skidmark

Brownish skidmark on the cushion in my room at the Fairmont in Toronto. March 2012  

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Art Snot

Art Snot

On the framed artwork in front of my work desk at the Fairmont in Toronto. It LOOKS like glue...but it's not.

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Carpet Spot

Carpet Spot

At the Fairmont Royal York in Toronto. If it’s near the bathroom, you need to assume that it came out of someone.

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