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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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An OCD Nightmare In Porcelain

An OCD Nightmare In Porcelain

I don't have issues with "order" and things having to be just "right" and aligned, but I focus grouped this on my OCD friends and it freaked them the bleep out. At the Four Point Sheraton at O'Hare.

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Birdageddon

Birdageddon

A tennis ball sized conglomeration of bird poop and feathers and "parts" on my hotel window. Gooooood....mornin' evre'buddy. A layover in hotel in suburban Minneapolis.    

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Chair Splatter

Chair Splatter

I'm going with the Flight Attendant X Theory Of Stained Seats. Renaissance Miami, 2012  

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