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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Great Moments In OCD
There are a small percentage of travelers who would find this slightly-askew-door disconcerting in an "exploding head kind of way."
Will NOT Keep The Doctor Away
A little blue mold floating in the apple juice. "Upon waking up the next morning at 7:45 to the sound of someone hammering on the outside wall of our room, I went to take a look out the window to see what all the noise was about. I couldn't see a thing, due to a large...
Run. Away.
From a traveler who had some problems and they only got worse when he found this hotel in Othello, Iowa: The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of unknown origin that covered almost the entire seat, and one up the back and arms. The...
Studio Chair
Thinking outside the hotel, radio studios are equally hygenic. Courtesy of Jeff Hurley at Clear Channel in Allentown
Ceiling Ooze
My first ceiling stain and it really doesn't do it justice; this is about five feet long right above my bed. A Hilton Garden Inn in Detroit.
Ninja Throwing Pot
This is just amazingly bizarre: check out the rim of the in-room coffee pot? Jagged sharded GLASS. Fairmont Toronto, 2012


