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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little Bit Of A Drip
From a traveler attending a conference in Ann Arbor, a little brown ceiling stain indicating that someone upstairs had a bit of a spill. It wasn't in the bathroom and those usually correspond floor-to-floor, so it was probably something mundane like water. A lot of...
When Chairs Attack
So, last Thursday night, due to driving delays with the fire, and a lack of hotel rooms in Ellensburg, Denise and I stopped for the night at the #BestWestern in Othello. We shouldn't have. The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of...
Probably Not A Players Club Perk
Multi-colored snot on the hotel room wall at Winstar World.
Toilet Hair
It loses a little in the mobile to mobile to email account to Facebook. A black curly hair that housekeeping missed, submitted by Flight Attendant X at a Courtyard by Marriott near an airport in So Cal
Seat Plasma
And housekeeping missed the reddish brown streak on the toilet seat. The Millenium Hotel, Minneapolis
Towel Yuck
Dirty bath towels, The Millenium Hotel, Minneapolis


