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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Really Filthy Radio
From a radio employee on move-in day at their new offices where she found this splatte inexplicably on the wall in the hall. Welcome to the new facility! "And don't forget, Friday is Hazmat Suit Day. So, where your Hazmat suit if you want to."
Satans Gravy
I'll be honest: I've never been a fan of biscuits and gravy. But this grease frappe at a non-chain hotel breakfast area in Indiana would have sent Oliver Twist running away screaming and flailing his skinny little orphan arms.
Lost In Transition
From one brand to another to another to another and finally just a painted over street sign and a vinyl banner hanging over the entrance to the lobby.
It’s ALIVE!
Rust? Unlikely. Hyatt Bonaventure, June 2012.
Chair Splatter
I'm going with the Flight Attendant X Theory Of Stained Seats. Renaissance Miami, 2012
Floor Hair
The previous guest was a shedder. Miami 2012


