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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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“It’s Like A Fruit Fly In The Cabernet”
An Alanis-like moment from a couple having a nice holiday dinner on vacation in Ft. Lauderdale. "It was a really nice, upscale, 4 star chain hotel. Dinner was great but my wife was almost enjoying her second glass of cab and noticed this little bugger trying to climb...
An OCD Nightmare In Porcelain
I don't have issues with "order" and things having to be just "right" and aligned, but I focus grouped this on my OCD friends and it freaked them the bleep out. At the Four Point Sheraton at O'Hare.
The Skeeziest Hotel Carpet Ever
Yellow. Red. White. Brown. Every possible body fluid or excretion is covered outside the 7th floor elevator at the Four Point O'Hare
Seat Plasma
And housekeeping missed the reddish brown streak on the toilet seat. The Millenium Hotel, Minneapolis
Towel Yuck
Dirty bath towels, The Millenium Hotel, Minneapolis
Birdageddon
A tennis ball sized conglomeration of bird poop and feathers and "parts" on my hotel window. Gooooood....mornin' evre'buddy. A layover in hotel in suburban Minneapolis.


