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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.
It’s Quiet…Almost…Too Quiet
This is the third photo in the collection of a hotel next to a cemetary. In this case, Lake Charles, Louisiana.
A Little Chair Leakage
From a Radio consultant who knows leakage when he sees leakage. At a Hyatt brand near the Charlotte airport.
Couch Spray
A shotgun like splatter of white material on a couch at The Universal Flats, Sao Paulo
Room Service Hair
Got my little wicker basket with a toasted bagel wrapped up in a napkin to keep it toasty...lifted the napkin...voile'. Body hair that I doubt was from a head or chest. Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas.
Chair Streak
2013's new marketing slogan from the Las Vegas Convention and Tourism Bureau: Come, play, party and remember, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas...especially that blood that you apparently "leaked" onto the chair in your hotel room. At the Suncoast Hotel in Las Vegas


