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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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When Chairs Attack

When Chairs Attack

So, last Thursday night, due to driving delays with the fire, and a lack of hotel rooms in Ellensburg, Denise and I stopped for the night at the ‪#‎BestWestern‬ in Othello. We shouldn't have. The room was disgusting. Two out of the three chairs had massive stains of...

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Shower Snot

Shower Snot

Nasal discharge deposited on the shower door at a Hampton Inn in Birmingham, Alabama

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Cover Spread Tryst

Cover Spread Tryst

Housekeeping took Labor Day off. Large crusty white stain at a Laguardia hotel, courtesy of Flight Attendant X

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Toilet Hair

Toilet Hair

It loses a little in the mobile to mobile to email account to Facebook. A black curly hair that housekeeping missed, submitted by Flight Attendant X at a Courtyard by Marriott near an airport in So Cal  

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