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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Another Reason Why You Should Use The Liner In The Ice Bucket
A frappe' of bacteria in an ice bucket at an upscale hotel in Edina, Minnesota. Sometimes money does not buy antibiotics.
The Grungiest Pool Deck Ever
Mud? Blood? And a whole lot more at a hotel in Amherst, Nova Scotia.
At Least She Had The Nads To Move!
From Flight Attendant X who found this little bugger on a box spring in Calgary and promptly refused to stay at the hotel and relocated to a MUCH cleaner joint.
Coverspread Toupee
A clump of dark hair that was under the bed spread at the Four Points DTW
Bag Blood
Okay. THIS is going to bother me. About to go through TSA and notice a dime-sized drop of fresh blood on my bag. I check my hands, fingers...nothing. Somewhere between the hotel shuttle, checkin and x-ray, someone bled on my bag
Lobby Debris
Today's reminder about Bath Time Safety, comes from a guest at an airport Hilton whose 4th floor room was directly over the 3 story atrium lobby, drank, well, a LOT, decided to have a bath and passed out before turning off the water


