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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Phone That Got Lost In Transition
Spotted at a hotel in Albany that switched to a new brand but they haven't gotten around to changing the phones.
You Can Almost Hear The ‘Phtt Phtt Phtt’ Of A Sprinkler
From a flight attendant laying over in Phildelphia at a Sheraton: Some kind of a stain, looks like it shot out from somewhere, at the foot of the bed.
Sometimes There’s Just Not Enough Chlorine
From a flight attendant on layover at a Sheraton in Philadelphia. "The pool looked like the bottom of a gas station toilet."
Couch Coupling
Three large and white stains on a sofa/seat next to the sliding balcony door. Hyatt Grand Cypress. Right next to the window and overlooking the pool so they may have been exhibitionists or newlyweds
Chips & Salsa
It wasn't a bad travel day but I missed an exit and spent 45 minutes trying to get turned around in downtown Dallas, so i was ready to sit down and munch and watch some basketball at the bar. "Nachos with Maria's fresh homemade salsa" sounded like a good starter. I...
Floor Puke
Vomit next to the bed, it’s gotta be Las Vegas