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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Bed Skirt DNA

Bed Skirt DNA

As Flight Attendant X says, if it's white, someone had a fun night. At a Hilton brand in Toronto during a winter storm.

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Washcloth Hair

Washcloth Hair

People are such babies. So there's a human hair on your wash cloth. Grow up. From Priscilla with 106.1 Kiss-FM in Dallas

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Wall Dookie

Wall Dookie

From Scott Miller, a brown stain high on a wall at a Travelodge in Freeman, Ohio

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