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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little Drive Up Puke
From a traveler who was walking out to their rental car in Detroit and saw the hotel shuttle pull up, a passenger stepped out and while waiting for their bag, inexplicably hurled on the pavement. Thanks to the temps, it was immortalized and still there the next morning.
Curtain Smudge
Too close to the toilet to NOT raise some suspicion. At a Hilton brand, courtesy of a flight attendant.
1978 Called, They Want Their Mattress Back
At the Plymouth Bay Inn Suites: Front desk moved me to another room because of bed bugs..I knew I should've just got my refund and left. When I took off the sheets on the bed to inspect I saw this yellowy nicotine plastic cover on top of a 1970's Howard Johnson's...
Chips & Salsa
It wasn't a bad travel day but I missed an exit and spent 45 minutes trying to get turned around in downtown Dallas, so i was ready to sit down and munch and watch some basketball at the bar. "Nachos with Maria's fresh homemade salsa" sounded like a good starter. I...
Floor Puke
Vomit next to the bed, it’s gotta be Las Vegas
Closet Light Destruction
So this probably explains why my room was so dark last night. Holiday Inn/Little Rock Rd. Charlotte


