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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Along Came A Spider
Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.
Sink Dribblage
Another look at some under-the-sink grossness at a Comfort Inn in DC from a flight attendant being a tourist.
Reverse Spittoon
Some kind of brownish, purplish dribblage under the sink at a Comfort Inn in DC, courtesy of an airline industry professional who was in town to be a tourist.
Plugs
When hotels hire electricians who advertise with a business card on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly. At a Sheraton in my room and down the hall near the vending machine room.
Spiders web
A beautiful hotel on the banks of the St. John River in New Brunswick, friendly staff, great rooms, and because of the region, just a lot of spiders. And at least they're outside the room
Black Light
Sadly I'm perfecting the art of black lighting hotel rooms while trying to snap photos.It requires that you view this kind of dark but my desk chair at the Best Western Vista was covered with little blue spots of "plasma". I promise to work on my photo skills. I know...