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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Butt What Was Your Impression Of The Room?
At a IHG brand in Tennessee where a previous left a lasting impression on the chair in the room.
NCIS: Clarion
Blood on a bed. Is it fair that flight attendants who deal with this crap on the job should have to find it when they're on a romantic getaway with their sweetie?
Explain The Logic….
I've never quite understood switching to ice machines on every other floor. When water is a line item for the hotel, you probably want to look elsewhere.
Odd Conference at Sheraton JFK
My hotels attract the oddest conferences.
Sassy Toilet at a Layover Hotel
Ok, now I'm not a "big" girl but this toilet is literally 1.5" from the wall & the TP is in the metal thing you see. You pretty much have to turn sideways to get TP. WTF?!?! - S.D. Anon Stew
Treats under the bed
The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just...


