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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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Spiders web

Spiders web

A beautiful hotel on the banks of the St. John River in New Brunswick, friendly staff, great rooms, and because of the region, just a lot of spiders. And at least they're outside the room

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Black Light

Black Light

Sadly I'm perfecting the art of black lighting hotel rooms while trying to snap photos.It requires that you view this kind of dark but my desk chair at the Best Western Vista was covered with little blue spots of "plasma". I promise to work on my photo skills. I know...

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Washcloth Hair

Washcloth Hair

People are such babies. So there's a human hair on your wash cloth. Grow up. From Priscilla with 106.1 Kiss-FM in Dallas

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