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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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The Nastiest Stain Of 2018 (So Far)
From a traveler in Albany who stayed at a hotel that's "in transition" to a new brand. Let's see what we have: a pencil, crumbs and a crime scene - the trifecta.
The Most Jacked Up Hotel Chair Ever
I think we have all of the bases covered. Liquid. Solid. Gas. And "liqlidas". From a struck-blind flight attendant on a layover in Charlotte.
Blood? In A Hotel Room? Unpossible.
From an author on tour in Canada: I'm going to try tell myself that it is nail polish. Unnamed hotel, downtown Toronto
Spiders web
A beautiful hotel on the banks of the St. John River in New Brunswick, friendly staff, great rooms, and because of the region, just a lot of spiders. And at least they're outside the room
Black Light
Sadly I'm perfecting the art of black lighting hotel rooms while trying to snap photos.It requires that you view this kind of dark but my desk chair at the Best Western Vista was covered with little blue spots of "plasma". I promise to work on my photo skills. I know...
Washcloth Hair
People are such babies. So there's a human hair on your wash cloth. Grow up. From Priscilla with 106.1 Kiss-FM in Dallas


