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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Phone That Got Lost In Transition
Spotted at a hotel in Albany that switched to a new brand but they haven't gotten around to changing the phones.
Sink Dribblage
Another look at some under-the-sink grossness at a Comfort Inn in DC from a flight attendant being a tourist.
Reverse Spittoon
Some kind of brownish, purplish dribblage under the sink at a Comfort Inn in DC, courtesy of an airline industry professional who was in town to be a tourist.
Sassy Toilet at a Layover Hotel
Ok, now I'm not a "big" girl but this toilet is literally 1.5" from the wall & the TP is in the metal thing you see. You pretty much have to turn sideways to get TP. WTF?!?! - S.D. Anon Stew
Treats under the bed
The Hilton Lauderdale, submitted by a travel industry friend: I found all sorts of treasures under my bed last night: Wadded up gum wrappers, pistachio shells, and what appears to be a (POOP)stain on the carpeting. It was like sleeping on top of a dumpster. I was just...
Plugs
When hotels hire electricians who advertise with a business card on the corkboard at the Piggly Wiggly. At a Sheraton in my room and down the hall near the vending machine room.