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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Little HVAC Dust
From a guest who noticed that the AC flow was kind of weak, called maintenance and when they failed to show, they got a screwdriver and did some investigating of their own.
A Random “Seinfeld” Reference
"Good-bye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. Gammie is running a Quality Inn in New Jersey. Bye."
Yeah…This Will Keep Them Out
Another broken door chain. This time at a Super 8 in Iowa.
A Tale Of The Tape
This is an out-of-the-ordinary post for us. This is from a guy with COVID who is in quarantine at a govt "Domestic Preparedness" facility. (He's there on work) He described it as an "Army dorm but without the glitz.)
People Train Don’t Run Out’a Wichita….
But apparently noses do. Run, that is. From an "inn" hotel in Wichita where the guest asks, "Snot or Not?"
A Cringe-worthy OCD Hotel Photo
People who have OCD will recoil in horror from this inexplicabe hotel photo.


