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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Along Came A Spider
Found in a tub at a Red-based brand. The finder/ee says that it was the icing on the cake and changed hotels; it sounds like she had had a loooonng week.
Sun Light; Filth’s Worst Enemy
Literally exposed by the harsh light of day: the world's filthiest counter top at an airport Westin. It looked fine, I opened the curtains when I checked and the setting sun it it JUST right. Yech.
DNA Cascade
A cascade of white splatter on a bed ruffle at a Hilton brand in NYC.
Fellow Travelers With A Sense Of Humor
Imagine a really late night, maybe a little tired, maybe a little paranoid and logging on to Wifi and seeing this?
Spel Check?
This isn't in a hotel but most of the people who see this daily LaGuardia end UP in hotels, thus the rationalization for posting it.
Tony Soprano?
Everything around JFK is pretty much a wasteland where you could totally imagine people getting whacked. This is the view from my hotel of the joint next door. Next to that? Auto compacting place, and then a methadone clinic and then a halfway house. Lots of people...