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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Projectile, As Opposed To Antijectile
From a flight attendant on layover in Texas where she stumbled on a spray pattern of puke on the wall next to the toilet.
Lays & Latex
Only on Halloween would a flight attendant be in a layover hotel with Playboy brand condoms in the vending machine.
The Stuff That People Deposit On Shower Tile
Eye boogers, snot, who knows what else? This stuff's been there for awhile.
The Polar Blast 3000Max
Check out this AC unit. From a flight attendant laying over in Canada.
Must Be Popular With The Culinary Crowd
Not gross or disgusting, but just "odd". From the dry cleaning form at a Delta hotel in Canada.
Billy Barty Slept Here
What Mensa candidate puts a phone at floor level. Great for drunk dialing at 3 am. "Hey baby...how you doing? I just wass jus thinging that mehbe we...(one massive vowel movement)...zzzzz....." But since it's a handicapped room there might be a more reasonable...