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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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These Boots Were Made For Burning
How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.
Not So Grate
What the Hell? At an airport hotel in Syracuse, courtesy of a flight attendant on a layover.
Why Would Someone Do This?
It must take a unique and special person to wipe a long snail trail of bloody snot on the wall of their hotel shower.
Mumb…YIIII!!!!!!!
From a flight attendant staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: I don't think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the 80's. Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water. Either way... GROSS!
Good Luck Sleeping
From a flight attendant laying over in Cabo: Went looking for an outlet for my phone & found this behind the bed... Two power cords to lamps spliced together with electrical tape & you can see where it had sparked at one point. Makes me wonder how many other...
A Hotel With The ‘Net
From a flight attendant on a layover at LaGuardia. A used hairnet was left in the room.


