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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com

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If It Bleeds, It Leads

If It Bleeds, It Leads

Two blotches of something "red" on the wallpaper at an Embassy Suites. Generally blood turns rust color, and it scares us that we know this, but we're still leaning on blood due to the skeezy location of said hotel.

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Billy Barty Slept Here

Billy Barty Slept Here

What Mensa candidate puts a phone at floor level. Great for drunk dialing at 3 am. "Hey baby...how you doing? I just wass jus thinging that mehbe we...(one massive vowel movement)...zzzzz....." But since it's a handicapped room there might be a more reasonable...

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Elevator Thrill Ride

Elevator Thrill Ride

At the Marriott Greenville, where the SC State Inspectors also apparently examine and approve the Tilt Wheel at Krazy Daze in Kings Mtn.

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