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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Cabo San Plasma
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel's bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
Room Invasion
Someone REALLY wanted to get into this room. From a flight attendant on layover.
Snot, Mold, Eye Boogers & “More”
You really don't want to look too closely at the wall in your hotel shower. At a Hilton brand in DC.
“Look Daddy, A Boogy!”
On concourse E at the Minneapolis airport there is a small nook with a dozen high school-study carrels for travelers to sit down and get some work done. The fabric walls of the carrels haven't seemingly been cleaned since they were installed during the Carter...
Discomforter
Two thin red stripes and a speck on a brilliant white comforter at an airport Hilton. When in doubt, odds say that red = plasma
We’ve Got A Shedder
Two things to look for in this sink. A reddish curly body hair, and a black fingerprint, almost as if they'd just gotten booked by the Po Po.