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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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A Tiny Smidge Of Dirt In The Tub
Long flight from the US, long drive to the hotel and finally a chance to unwind and refresh in the tub. Welcome to Rome.
Lays & Latex
Only on Halloween would a flight attendant be in a layover hotel with Playboy brand condoms in the vending machine.
The Stuff That People Deposit On Shower Tile
Eye boogers, snot, who knows what else? This stuff's been there for awhile.
Good Luck Sleeping
From a flight attendant laying over in Cabo: Went looking for an outlet for my phone & found this behind the bed... Two power cords to lamps spliced together with electrical tape & you can see where it had sparked at one point. Makes me wonder how many other...
A Hotel With The ‘Net
From a flight attendant on a layover at LaGuardia. A used hairnet was left in the room.
The Polar Blast 3000Max
Check out this AC unit. From a flight attendant laying over in Canada.


