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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Why Would You Steal A Smoke Detector?
From a flight attendant laying over at a Hilton brand in Nashville.
Not So Grate
What the Hell? At an airport hotel in Syracuse, courtesy of a flight attendant on a layover.
Why Would Someone Do This?
It must take a unique and special person to wipe a long snail trail of bloody snot on the wall of their hotel shower.
Discomforter
Two thin red stripes and a speck on a brilliant white comforter at an airport Hilton. When in doubt, odds say that red = plasma
We’ve Got A Shedder
Two things to look for in this sink. A reddish curly body hair, and a black fingerprint, almost as if they'd just gotten booked by the Po Po.
Mumb…YIIII!!!!!!!
From a flight attendant staying at the Renaissance Hotel in Mumbai, India: I don't think this toilet has been properly cleaned since the 80's. Or perhaps it has and the guest before me just drank the tap water. Either way... GROSS!