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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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These Boots Were Made For Burning
How nasty, funky and gross would your work boots need to be that you leave them outside your room to pollute the hall all night? At a hotel in St. Petersburg, FL.
More Bathroom Challenges To OCD Sufferers
Zoinks!
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In…
Someone really wanted in. Submitted by a flight attendant who said "Screw it" with latching the door and just curled up in a corner with a can of mace for the night. If you notice, the door has been kicked in about half an inch making it "off" and hard to close.
But She Won’t Do Windows
At a Best Western in Iowa where the last time the windows were cleaned was apparently during the Nixon visit to China in the early 70's
Why You Should Never Check The Ice
At a Best Western in Iowa
Safety First
It's always better than finding them under the mattress. From Flight Attendant C.S. at her layover hotel in Fairbanks.


