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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Cabo San Plasma
From a couple hoping to escape relatives and Thanksgiving drama with a sunny mini-vacation in Mexico, they arrived to find this on their hotel's bathroom floor. A remnant from a cartel killing or someone who stepped on coral?
A Hairy Scary End Of A Long Day
From a travel industry employee: "You work a 15 hour day, equipment delays, cancellations, quarrelsome coworkers and this is what I'm greeted with when I finally click-and-lock at midnight"
Pubey or Not Pubey?
Some of the previous guests at this Hyatt brand in Houston were shedders, as evidenced by this cluster of hair next to the bathtub.
The Shroud Of Urine
Whoever let loose on this mattress had a bladder the size of Lake Mead. At the Holiday Inn in Austin, MN.
Must Have Been REALLY A Good TV Night
A spray of 'matter' positioned between the bed and the cabinet where the TV was sitting, in a travel industry layover hotel in Atlanta.
You Say “Urea”, I Say “Uriah”…
This is incredibly disappointing. There was literally four decades of urine splatter next to the toilet where the uric acid had eaten into the tile and created a collage to honor thousands of men with bad aim. It was absolutely surreal and wouldn't "pop" on camera.