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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Someone REALLY Wanted To Get In The Room
The airlines have protocols and procedures to protect their flight crews on layovers and savvy employees learn the do's and don'ts of life on the road. But sometimes the lodging doesn't accommodate. From a flight attendant on her night between flights.
Things Germaphobes Don’t Want To Think About
Think about this: how many people use their hotel bathroom over the course of a year? People who may or may not wash after using the toilet and then flip off the light switch and go to bed. And then....look at this bathroom light switch at a hotel near Laguardia in...
Possibly The Most Jacked-Up Elevator In Vegas
This is the second in a series of Hellevator shots from the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Great hotel. Clean. Outstanding staff but the Habitat wing elevators are surreal in their nastiness.
Even Celebrities Get Bad Rooms
A tweet from Boomer Esiason who checked into his Monday Night Football lodgings and found some blood.
NaNO!ya
From Flight Attendant X who reminds us that you should always look before you sit. At the Hilton in Nagoya.
You Know It’s An Airport Hotel….
...when you can step out of your room and this is the view. Somewhere in Boise.