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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Amarillo Surprise
From a flight attendant on layover at a non-brand hotel in Amarillo, she notes that the 3 foot slash in the curtain was disconcerting.
Hairy Scary Shower Handles
From a Flight Attendant working on Thanksgiving: Bad enough I am flying and coming down with the FLU. So I was not too observant before stepping into shower this time. Almost through with shower and I then see this. Since I had not eaten anything today it was just dry...
Actual Dang Ceiling Splatter
That's the problem with chainsaw murders: the stuff gets everywhere. From a horrified flight attendant on a layover.
When Electrolux Meets Flowbee
From Flight Attendant X - I would like to proclaim my absolute hatred for these types of hairdryers. Not only does it look like a vacuum cleaner or a Flowbee, but it takes me 25 minutes to dry my hair with this POS.
Be Afraid
It was the bucket. Or the sink. Or the ice. But a true gut check is to wipe down the sink, use the ice bucket, fill it up and dump it in to see what's left after all the melatge. At a Hampton Inn in Birmingham.
Locker Curly
From "Travelin' Matt" who wanted to thank his hotel in midtown Manhattan for the complimentry pass to the fitness facility next door.