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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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It’s Yellowish Brown And It’s On Your Pillow
From a traveler who was having a bad morning: they missed his wake up call, the there was no hot water in the shower and as he threw clothes in his bag, he noticed that the pillow he'd slept on was smattered(TM) with some kind of yellow/brown fluid.
Night Light? No. Fright Light.
So much filth and dirt and bacteria and uncategorizable crap in this Manhattan hotel bathroom nightlight that it's just best not to even wonder WTF is all in there.
Hello? Hello?
A call cut short at the Trump Plaza. Submitted by Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com
Because You Can Never See Enough Blood Splatter
At a Travelodge in Orlando From professional traveler and writer Jennifer at http://iputmylifeonashelf.com/
Arguably The Most Luxurious Room In Las Vegas
From professional traveler and writer Jennifer at http://iputmylifeonashelf.com/ who thinks the drapes over the AC was a conspiracy to suffocate her. Binions/Las Vegas
The Biggest Closet Ever
Not really. From professional traveler and writer Jennifer at http://iputmylifeonashelf.com/


