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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Office Building Nightmares
A brief departure from hotels, this sign was posted in an office park near SFO in Burlingame, CA.
Great, Contextual Hotel Wallpaper
When in Kansas.... This was in a very nice hotel in the Kansas City area. Initially it looked like a wall with lots of perfectly spaced lines and then some red object in the middle of it all. Until you look closely; it's a tractor. Really cool.
“Sybil, room for 18”
God bless the silly people.
A Really Crappy Review…Literally
Someone stumbled on a whole plethora of stuff in their Anaheim hotel.
A Rorscharch Couch
From an airport hotel in Canada. I see my mom...Freud...my mom....a train...my mom.
The Most Freudian Hotel Door In Toronto
It's like a Rorscharch Door. I see Clarissa Darling, but that's me. From an international traveler on her way home from South America.


