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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Airline Window Snot
Soon to be an Alt Rock band name. Spotted on a flight from Newark to Houston where someone sneezed a little and neglected to clean it up. It's a little coagulated which means it's not, well, something else that's wet and red.
That’s Some Weird TP
Mold? Who knows except that it's not of this world. At Caesars in Atlantic City courtesy of Jennifer with iputmylifeonashelf.com
Little Pig, Little Pig, Let Me Come In
Someone REALLY wanted in to this room at the Galt House in Louisville. Submitted by a traumatized flight attendant.
Room With A Boom
Damn. I'd specifically asked for a room with an oil storage tank in it, not a room "overlooking an oil storage tank". Hampton Inn/Logan Airport
Plush
The shower at the Hotel Riviera in Mondragone, Italy. I just had a 1975 summer camp flashback.
Bathroom Beetle
From Gioia at the Hotel Sempione in Milan. He seems friendly...


