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Business travelers, recreational travelers, novice travelers, professional travelers, space travelers…they’ve all experienced at least once, the thrill of checking into a hotel room and seeing a slightly bleached but still clearly defined vomit puddle near the bathroom door. Or a speck of blood on the shower tile. Maybe the random collection of short curly hair behind the door. Possibly a Rorschach test pattern of white droplets and splatter on the sofa. Finally there’s a place to share these images without the social media stigma you might get from your children, parents or spiritual advisor who would look askance and ask “What the hell is wrong with you?” followed by “What kind of dumps do you stay in? Are you really that cheap?” At hotelnightmares.com we know that filth doesn’t operate by a star system and that nice hotels are just as likely to have a dookie stain on the bed spread as that joint your boss put you in near the New Orleans airport last week. So share, stare…we don’t care. It’s all about the ish at hotelnightmares.com
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Dust In The Wind…And All Over The Room
From a vacationer in Alaska who complained to the front desk because the room was too hot and the AC wasn't working. He left, came back and the air conditioning was on and a Winter's-worth of built up dust had blown all over the room.
Again With The Windows
It seems to be a recent trend of people running across disgustingly dirty windows. From a travel professional, this is the Ramada in Louisville
What Happens In Vegas Stays On The Bedding
At Caesars Palace from a couple who were trying to have a romantic Valentines Night.
Lots Of Stuff Happening Here
Smashed and singed lampshade followed by flaking wall paper. Holiday Inn/Greenbelt.
The Many Uses Of A Wash Cloth
Think about that for a second. And then look at the used washcloth left on the shower rod and missed by housekeeping at the Holiday Inn/Greenbelt. Makes you want to get tongs.
I’m Filled With Confidence
Third mechanical delay in two hours at JFK, we finally are allowed to board passengers and in order there are two electrical issues that pop up as soon as everyone is seated. First, the recorded pre-flight announcement will only play the Spanish part. Que?! And then...